Tuesday, December 21, 2010

If I am M.I.A...

If you don't see me for awhile, it's because I've checked myself into the loony bin.  

I really feel like I am going crazy!
I can't sleep at night because I think of all the things that I need to do...and how I'm going to get them done...oh and what if I don't get them done?! The anxiety!

Then I have Ava!  Holy Moly friends she is sending me shopping for a straight jacket.
Todays list of offenses:
  • Pouring out all my fabulous MAC foundation on my beautiful bathroom baby blue and white rug.  (super frowny)
  • USING my MAC Opulash Mascara to color on her face, my tile and grout.  
  • Using my MAC lipliner to decorate my counter top in the kitchen.
  • Feeding Ruby my super cute dog nearly an entire bag of white chocolate and marshmellow popcorn yumminess.  (no wonder Ruby is getting fat)
  • Pouring out an entire bag of tortilla chips on my table and them crunching them up.
  • and filling up the toilet with all of her bath toys.

So like I said...if you don't hear from me for awhile please check the local mental hospital.


1 comment:

Mary Ann Carlile said...

Wow - sounds like you need to put a leash on that girl! If it makes you feel any better, Mae is into everything too lately. It's so hard to keep anything out! Guess I will just have to box it all up until they are at least 5!